Vrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooom!

It's Long Beach Grand Prix time in Martylandia! For the past two weeks Marty and his mates have been awoken by the sound of thunder, but there were no clouds in the sky. Perplexed, Marty went towards the sound to investigate what was going on. First there was the Formula Drift. Then there was the big race, the Grand Prix. Marty had never seen car racing before so he decided to check out all the hubbub.

Marty is not official merchandise.

Marty with Helio Castroneves, he's very charming.

Marty with Ryan Briscoe, who said Marty looks like a wombat.

Marty's new ride

Marty always wears a helmet for safety.

Everyone's a winner!

If you squint your eyes you can see Danica Patrick.
Since she's a Go Daddy girl, and Marty's website is hosted by Go Daddy,
Marty wanted to ask her if she had any coupons.
But she must be allergic to cats because
security wouldn't let Marty near enough to ask.

Hamster Ball Derby!

What's better than a day at the wiener dog races? A day at the hamster ball races!! Marty checked with his bookie to see who was the favorite to win, then headed over to his local Petco for the festivities. He put ten apple chips down for Bruno to win.

Bruno and his trainer. Bruno's gonna go far, Marty can feel it!

And, they're off!

Go Snowflake go!

It's best to steer clear of the track.
Little Nascar drivers, those hamsters in their balls.

Bruno's got his eye on the prize

No helping!

And it was Samantha who came in first, and won all of Marty's apple chips.